Salutations, good folk!
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Las Vegas Private Entertainer Tours Of The Strip N Retreats !!
Experience the Strip like a VIP with Vegas Travel Connection's private tours - where history and education meets entertainment!
Capn Jack N DJ Anne Bonny...
$300 per hr each x 2 min
Generally, if the hosting is limited to a private hotel room and does not involve any public or commercial activities, then there may not be a need for any permits or licenses. "Hosting" typically refers to a service where an entertainer or model accompanies a traveler or group of travelers during their stay in Las Vegas, Nevada, providing personalized entertainment and hosting services. This can include activities such as offering information on local attractions, escorting travelers to nightclubs and other venues, providing culinary and bartending services, and engaging in social activities with the travelers. A travel tour company is a business that provides organized tours and travel packages to various destinations for individuals or groups. In Nevada, a travel tour company's services typically include transportation, accommodations, activities, and tour guides. These services can be customized to meet the needs and preferences of different clients, such as families, couples, or adventure seekers.
Las Vegas Strip Private Tour Wit Capn Jack N DJ Anne Bonny
Introducing Capn Jack and DJ Anne Bonny - the ultimate dynamic duo for yer private Las Vegas strip sightseeing tour!
As long-time residents wit insider knowledge and experience, they'll take you on a 7-mile journey through the city's vibrant history and entertainment scene and educate you while youre having fun.
With Capn Jack as yer entertaining impersonator tour guide and DJ Anne Bonny spinning the tunez, yer 2-3 hour tour of tha Vegas strip will be an unforgettable experience.
Don't miss out on tha fun - book yer private tour today wit Vegas Travel Connection n get a customized blinged out hat of yer choice by Plumsauce Bling n other treasures!
here's a sample itinerary for a walking tour of the Las Vegas Strip:
9:00 am -
Meet at the Welcome to Las Vegas sign, take photos and explore the area.
9:30 am -
Begin walking south on the Strip, stopping at major hotels and attractions such as the Mandalay Bay, Luxor, Excalibur, New York-New York, and the MGM Grand. Along the way, your guide will provide historical and cultural insights into each property.
11:00 am -
Arrive at the southern end of the Strip and continue walking towards the Hard Rock Hotel, which is located just off the Strip. As the Mirage is no longer there, your guide will provide information on the Hard Rock and other nearby properties.
12:00 pm -
Take a 30 minute lunch break at a nearby restaurant or food court.
12:30 pm -
Cross over to the other side of the Strip and begin walking north towards Downtown Las Vegas. Along the way, stop at popular hotels and attractions such as the Wynn and Encore, the Venetian and Palazzo, and the Bellagio.
2:30 pm -
Arrive at the northern end of the Strip and continue walking into Downtown Las Vegas.
Explore the Fremont Street Experience, see the famous neon lights, and visit historic properties such as the Golden Nugget and the El Cortez.
4:00 pm -
Begin walking back south on Las Vegas Boulevard towards the Mandalay Bay, stopping at any additional properties or attractions that catch your eye.
5:00 pm -
Tour ends at the Mandalay Bay Hotel.
Your guide can provide additional recommendations for evening entertainment or dining options.
Please note that this itinerary is just a sample and can be customized to your group's interests and preferences.
The walking time is approximately 5 hours with a 30-minute lunch break, but this can also be adjusted based on your pace and needs.
Here's a suggested itinerary for 4 guests staying at Mandalay Bay Hotel for 4 days, focused on exploring the hotel's amenities and attractions only:
Day 1:
Morning:
Check in to the hotel and explore the resort's main attractions, such as the Shark Reef Aquarium and the Mandalay Beach.
Afternoon:
Enjoy lunch at one of the hotel's many restaurants, such as Aureole, Charlie Palmer Steak, or Fleur by Hubert Keller.
Evening:
Catch a show at the Mandalay Bay Events Center or the House of Blues.
Day 2:
Morning:
Start the day with a workout at the hotel's fitness center or a yoga class at the spa.
Afternoon:
Spend the afternoon shopping at The Shoppes at Mandalay Place or relaxing by the hotel's many pools.
Evening:
Have dinner at one of the hotel's fine dining restaurants, such as Rivea or Libertine Social.
Day 3:
Morning:
Take a day trip to nearby Red Rock Canyon for some hiking and outdoor exploration.
Afternoon:
Return to the hotel for some pampering at the spa or a round of golf at the nearby Bali Hai Golf Club.
Evening:
Catch a Cirque du Soleil show at the hotel's Michael Jackson One Theatre.
Day 4:
Morning:
Have a leisurely breakfast at one of the hotel's cafes or brunch spots, such as Border Grill or Citizens Kitchen & Bar.
Afternoon:
Spend the afternoon lounging at the hotel's beach or pool, or take a tour of the hotel's art collection.
Evening:
Enjoy a nightcap at one of the hotel's many bars or lounges, such as the Skyfall Lounge or the Eyecandy Sound Lounge & Bar.
Please note that this itinerary is just a suggestion, and you can adjust it based on your own interests and preferences. Additionally, there are many other attractions and activities in the Las Vegas area that you may wish to explore during your stay.
To visit each shop would take over 4 hours
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Special Event In Tha Hotel Room Or Vacation Rental Wit An Entertainer n DJ
Las Vegas Traveler Entertainer Special Event Hosts
Las Vegas is known as the entertainment capital of the world and for a good reason.
It offers a wide range of entertainment activities, from world-renowned shows to exciting nightlife.
However, booking our impersonator and entertainer service adds a unique and personalized touch to your Las Vegas experience.
With our service, you can have an experienced entertainer come to your suite or vacation rental and create a customized show that fits your preferences and event.
Our entertainers are skilled in various forms of entertainment, from singing and dancing to acting and comedy.
They can also assist with cooking or provide music as a DJ, making them a versatile addition to your event.
In addition, our impersonator can act as a tour guide and take you on a tour around the Las Vegas strip.
They can share interesting stories and historical facts about the city, making your tour informative and entertaining.
Overall, booking our entertainment activity in Las Vegas adds a personalized touch to your trip and creates a memorable experience that you and your guests will cherish.
So why settle for a typical Las Vegas experience when you can have a unique and personalized one with our service?
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Las Vegas Strip Impersonator Party Bus Private Tour
Welcome to the Las Vegas Strip Travel Impersonator Party Bus Private Tour!
Are you ready to experience the glitz and glamour of the world-famous Las Vegas Strip?
Our private tour is the perfect way to explore the many resorts that make up this iconic destination.
But that's not all! We've got a special surprise for you.
Our tour features some of the best impersonators in Vegas.
You get to choose which one you want to accompany you on your tour, adding a fun and exciting element to your experience.
Not only will you get to see some of the most famous resorts in the world, but we'll also have a DJ on board to keep the party going. Plus, we'll be giving away prizes throughout the tour, making it a truly unforgettable experience.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride as we take you on a tour of the Las Vegas Strip that you'll never forget.
Whether you're a first-time visitor or a seasoned Vegas traveler, our private tour is the perfect way to experience all the glitz and glamour that this city has to offer.
Either $30 hr or $200 hr
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Travel Model Private Tour Host On The Vegas Strip
"Experience the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas like never before with our private tour of the world-famous Las Vegas Strip. Our tour is led by a professional model who will guide you through the rich history and vibrant culture of this iconic destination, all while offering their modeling services to capture unforgettable photo ops.
Discover the hidden gems of the Strip, learn about the fascinating stories behind the iconic landmarks, and take advantage of exclusive deals and prizes. With a minimum of 2 hours, our private tour is the perfect way to experience Las Vegas with a touch of luxury.
Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience. Book your private tour today and see the Las Vegas Strip like never before!"
Exxample:
Book the flight
$450 each
Book the hotel suite
$300+ per night suite
Book the car rental
$100 per day suv
Book your private tour model
$150 hr
Pay for your activities like show tickets which depends on the how and schedule which could be $15 to over $1000 per person
Example
Book your Flight
$300 per person
Book your vacation rental
$500 a night
Book your car rental
$100 a day convertible with your model driver or rider
Book your private tour
$150 hr model
Book your private wellness retreat
$500 for 2 days
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Private Retreats With Entertainers
Our team consists of highly qualified and motivated professionals, who are all experts in their field. With many years of experience in the industry, they have the expertise to provide comprehensive, first-rate services to our clients.
Wellness N Meditation Retreat
Welcome to Wellness Warriors Weekend! Our retreat offers a unique experience that combines the relaxation of wellness meditation with the excitement of a party on the way to your destination spot. You and your friends can join us for a weekend of rejuvenation and fun, with packages starting at just $3999 for a small group of 4 guests and going up to $9999 for a larger group of 10 guests, which includes flights, accommodations, meals, entertainment, and car rental for your entire trip. Let us take care of everything so you can focus on taking care of yourself. Join us for an unforgettable journey towards wellness and adventure.
Incorporating mindfulness and meditation into your retreats in Nevada let alone anywhere else could be a great way to destress from the everyday crud that comes around.
Location - Choose a location in Nevada that is conducive to relaxation and meditation, such as a peaceful retreat center or a luxury resort that offers a private and serene environment.
Facilitators -
Experience mindfulness and meditation from professional teachers who can guide you through various practices and exercises that promote mindfulness
Local Entertainers and Impersonators - Come join the activities with local entertainers and impersonators to create a fun and interactive experience for you
Incorporate their talents into various activities and games
Package Deals - Offering various package deals that include different activities, such as private tours of the Vegas strip, interactive games, and mindfulness practices, to appeal to a wider range of travelers.
Choose a detailed itinerary that includes various activities, such as mindfulness practices, interactive games, private tours, and local entertainment
Start todayDevelop partnerships with local entertainers and impersonators who can bring their unique talents to your retreat and help create a memorable experience for your guests.
Determine pricing and package deals based on the length of the retreat and the activities included.
Promote your retreat through targeted advertising campaigns, social media, and influencer marketing to attract your target audience.
Provide excellent customer service and encourage guests to leave reviews and feedback to help improve future retreats and attract new clients.
Overall, incorporating mindfulness and meditation into your retreats, along with critical thinking and game theory, can be a great way to provide a unique and memorable experience for your clients. By partnering with local entertainers and impersonators and promoting your retreat through targeted marketing and advertising campaigns, you can attract a wider range of travelers and differentiate yourself from competitors.
Ready to step up your wellness game?
Join us for a weekend of critical thinking and mindfulness practices that will help you feel empowered and grounded.
Our local entertainer will lead you through interactive games that encourage teamwork and problem-solving skills. You'll also enjoy a private tour of the town's history and current events with chances to win prizes along the way.
Choose the package deal that includes a private hotel suite or vacation rental party where the entertainer can help with cooking and entertainment and don't forget to take advantage of our discounts and free tickets to popular local activities!
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The life coach
George Vernon is a certified life coach. He joined our company in 2015, where he has worked as a coaching specialist offering assistance in his clients’ private lives.
Theresa Simmons
Customer support
Theresa Simmons is trained as an assistant and office administrator. She has worked for our office since 2014, where she manages our clients and provides assistance whenever they have problems.
Max Francis
Project Management
Max started with us as an intern while he was still at college and has since worked his way up the ranks. Last year he was promoted to Senior Project Manager.
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